Why invest in Mega Milk cows?
So, you're trying to find a cow but you don't know where to start? How do you know you have the right cow for your herd? We’ve got an incredible guide regarding quality cows that will make you crazy for their Mega Milk.
Sneak a peek
Below is a small preview of a quality, Mega Milk producing cow living with us on our farm.
This cow uses it's milk to produce donuts. Imagine waking up the smell of freshly made donuts every morning? This cow truly provides the Mega Milk experience, having some of the plumpest udders on our farm.
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This cow is grass fed giving it a smooth coat, along with some very thick udders. She's a great investment for all of our dairy needs.
This cow has udders so large, it's clothing can barely contain them from busting out. This cow wasn't a good find, but a GREAT one!
We stand by our theory that Mega Milk cows are the thickest, fleshiest and firmest of cows. The above example is one of our sweetest dairy cows we've ever encountered.
Thick in all the right places
Thicker cows are definitely the way to go! The thicker the better to get more meat and milk from your cow of choice.
With the sweetest of dairy
Thicker cattle also means Mega Milk for all your dairy needs. What is Mega Milk, you may ask? Mega Milk is based on the sweetness of the cattle’s milk, and Mega Milk is about as sweet as you can get! Who doesn’t want to milk the udders of a thick, full beauty to get the sweetest dairy you’ll ever taste? You'll soon be priding yourself on having quality cattle with the sweetest of tastes!
These cows have curves
The condition of Mega Milk cows are generally thick, completely fleshy and full with a firm and rounded appearance from all sides. Mega Milk cows have some of the best udders in the nation, as well as being well-formed and nicely suspended with teats that are perfect for any desired milking setup. All Mega Milk cows have smooth coats and are sturdy with well-developed muscles and fat for use of any sort. Whatever you’re looking to use cattle for, Mega Milk cows are the selection for you.
Where to find one
Most Mega Milk dairy cows come in all different shapes and sizes with a variety of fancy qualities, but they're easy to spot by their large udders. If you take a gander at your local Victoria's Secret by the "Double D" and above section, you can easily find one roaming around. You should develop the confidence to meet and bond with your cow, have a taste of the Mega Milk, and make sure she doesn’t get too wild on you before taking her home for milking. Once you’ve found the perfect cow, you’ll be able to take her home and enjoy the Mega Milk from her udders for as long as you desire! You’ll have the Mega Milk of cattle to keep you satisfied!