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corner cow

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From: Sen
Subject: Nice

This website good.


From: cooldood
Subject: Getting cows to accept me.

How can I get a cow? I think I'm too shy to approach them and I'm afraid I will never get to be a happy farmer. Please answer. Thx


From: SethVandel
Subject: Suggestion

You should add kinky milking facilities to your farm and film your cows as they are milked. See http://www.hucows.com/ for ideas. You should also keep your cows tied up and naked in a barn like dungeon. ;)


From: kerix566
Subject: Implementation of new features

Greetings to the lovely people over at cow.vg, I am here professionally to talk business about your start-up project. Your websites intrigues me in that it's essentially a plantation designed to cultivate quality-grade pair of racks like no other site before, and the results back it up! I'm a loan-funder and we're willing to back up your project. We can talk numbers if you like where this is going. Sincerely, Kerix.


From: thevaporwavor
Subject: None

Damn son those are some premium pairs of jugs! Some aren't on par with others but that's neither here nor there. I recommend adding a tier section where every udder is segregated in terms of colour/size/quality. Other than, this website is a godsend!


From: damp
Subject: I really liked that cow

I'm talking about the corner-cow.gif. If fascinates me with it's idly twisting head. I couldn't stop staring at if for hours. Hey, I'm wondering if you'd let me download this moving image. I won't use it anywhere else but for my own personal use. I promise. Did you know that corner-cow.gif is 14.63 KB? of course you did, you put him on your website for all to see. Inducing me, who really likes that cow. I'm also putting in a suggestion if you don't mind. Imagine this: Many MANY corner-cow.gif spread all over the page as the css background. I'm pretty sure this will lead to increased traffic if you play your webmaster cards right. ps. I'm pretty sure those are store bought donuts. Maybe you made a mistake somewhere? Thanks for considering this email, USER [DAMP]


From: Anamrin
Subject: Cows Must Be Udderly FREE!

Your website and board got us thinking about shit. You know how we love cows and we love shit here in India. We are willing to trade crabs, propane and poo for more cows.


From: CollabVM
Subject: (no subject)

Great site! Keep up the good work! Love Chocolateman and Novella.


From: Raziel
Subject: Buying a Cow

Great site. How does one "buy a cow?"


From: Thomas S.
Subject: HELLO I WOULD LIKE SOME MILK

HELLO, HUGE FAN OF THE MILK, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAN - WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD COP SOME OF THAT MILK help ME get MILK I AM NOT GET MILKKKKKKK:(((( - Tom


From: Anon
Subject: N/A

Milk has calcium and calcium strengthens your bones. Thanks for remaining strong with us for all these years!