Reviews sent to us by Fans
Subject: Getting cows to accept me.
How can I get a cow? I think I'm too shy to approach them and I'm afraid I will never get to be a happy farmer. Please answer. Thx
You should add kinky milking facilities to your farm and film your cows as they are milked. See http://www.hucows.com/ for ideas. You should also keep your cows tied up and naked in a barn like dungeon. ;)
Subject: Implementation of new features
Greetings to the lovely people over at cow.vg, I am here professionally to talk business about your start-up project. Your websites intrigues me in that it's essentially a plantation designed to cultivate quality-grade pair of racks like no other site before, and the results back it up! I'm a loan-funder and we're willing to back up your project. We can talk numbers if you like where this is going. Sincerely, Kerix.
Damn son those are some premium pairs of jugs! Some aren't on par with others but that's neither here nor there. I recommend adding a tier section where every udder is segregated in terms of colour/size/quality. Other than, this website is a godsend!
Subject: I really liked that cow
I'm talking about the corner-cow.gif. If fascinates me with it's idly twisting head. I couldn't stop staring at if for hours. Hey, I'm wondering if you'd let me download this moving image. I won't use it anywhere else but for my own personal use. I promise. Did you know that corner-cow.gif is 14.63 KB? of course you did, you put him on your website for all to see. Inducing me, who really likes that cow. I'm also putting in a suggestion if you don't mind. Imagine this: Many MANY corner-cow.gif spread all over the page as the css background. I'm pretty sure this will lead to increased traffic if you play your webmaster cards right. ps. I'm pretty sure those are store bought donuts. Maybe you made a mistake somewhere? Thanks for considering this email, USER [DAMP]
Subject: Cows Must Be Udderly FREE!
Your website and board got us thinking about shit. You know how we love cows and we love shit here in India. We are willing to trade crabs, propane and poo for more cows.
how is your aids
From: Johnny Neptune
Big tits are fucking DISGUSTING. Especially Jim Watkins' gynecomastia wheelbarrow tits.
Subject: (no subject)
Great site! Keep up the good work! Love Chocolateman and Novella.
Subject: Buying a Cow
Great site. How does one "buy a cow?"
From: Thomas S.
Subject: HELLO I WOULD LIKE SOME MILK
HELLO, HUGE FAN OF THE MILK, HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FAN - WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD COP SOME OF THAT MILK help ME get MILK I AM NOT GET MILKKKKKKK:(((( - Tom
Milk has calcium and calcium strengthens your bones. Thanks for remaining strong with us for all these years!